Last Chance Animal Rescue Fund Fundraiser tonight at Cooper Square Hotel!

Hey everyone please support this cause it’s really worth your time!

about Last Chance Animal Rescue Fund

Until you have looked into the eyes of a senior dog and learned their wisdom, held a sick or injured dog in your arms and felt their pain, or had your face smothered in sloppy kisses from a puppy…  you can’t possibly know the life of a rescuer.  We find beauty in the most incomprehensible places and the otherwise homely faces.  It is our gift to see beyond the dirt, terror, sadness, and defeat and find the true soul that lies within. We are rescue.

Nipple Size : Wake up time. Research establishes link.

Johns Hopkins finally finished their publication after years of research exploring the direct corollary between wake up time and nipple size. “We find that people getting up earlier in the morning typically exhibit larger circumference in nipple growth over time, whereas late sleepers and people who are heavy handed with the snooze button generally display marked shrinkage,” says Rembrandt Byzantine, anatomy guru and research specialist at E. John Laboratories of Johns Hopkins.

Even though the study was long anticipated and drew criticisms from religious groups who lauded against the findings as “Promethean,” by leveraging alumni support and funds from tuition increases, Johns Hopkins was able to complete the study in just under 15 years.

When asked what’s on the horizon to follow the recent nipple study success, laboratory spokesperson, Greigory Hutchinson, said the research board is deciding between cancer research and an exploratory study between the size of people’s feet and their per capita incomes. “I’m really hoping for the latter,” he added, “my feet be huge!”

Morning Worm Continues NYU Students’ Foray into Morning Market

Edlin Choi, a fellow NYU Stern student, just recently founded his company Gumdrop Laboratories who’s first product Morning Worm is going to be hitting the Apple AppStore soon, keep your eyes peeled!

here’s the pitch:

“By engaging your brain’s mental capacity and sparking some activity, the Morning Worm is a novel and effective alarm system that will wake you up every morning and get you out the door for another productive day”

Fresh Startt Team with Jensen Karp of Gallery 1988

Brian Lee, Jensen Karp, Alan Chen, Paul Shaked (from left)

We met Jensen at a lecture he gave at our school. He’s the man.

Check his gallery out: http://www.gallery1988.com/ it’s pretty sweet.

Help Support Our Charity

As you may know, all the proceeds from the awesome alarm clocks, coffee makers, and totally must-have shower radios we sell in our Amazon Webstore here go to New York Animal Care & Control of New York. We hope you come out Ciao Bella and support!

Belinda Witzenhausen follows Freshstartt on Twitter!!

At 6:03pm on Monday April 12,  Toronto based Freelance writer Belinda Witzenhausen followed Freshstartt on Twitter. “We were just thrilled to have her on board,” Freshstartt spokesman Denehue McLaughlin reported. “We’re huge fans of her Ignite Your Creativity Blog ,” he added. Belinda is perhaps most famous for her articles. Perennial favorites include Ayurveda medicine as an alternative for health for Helium.com and her presence on suite101.com can hardly be overstated.

We hope Belinda all the best in her future endeavors and thank her for her support. We also hope she fixes the link from her Twitter page to her website so we can reach www.belindawitzenhausen.com even quicker.

Don’t forget: we’re Freshstartt and we sell alarm clocks and coffee makers in the top right corner of our blog Just click on the dog. We’re backed and powered by Amazon and all proceeds go to charity; see Fresh Startt’s Beginnings

and all this time the neighbors thought this dork was getting lucky…

NYU’s 2010 Alec Baldwin No-Show Contingency Plan

On Tuesday just as the sun was setting beyond the Hudson, Freshstartt’s guerilla marketing experiment entered Bobst Library. They were armed with the Sonic Boom alarm clock. The plan was to set the clock in the library’s 8^th floor study room and video tape the reaction. Nobody could have imagined what actually went down.

“Well, we got into the elevator at the farthest right-hand side of the lobby, the only one that goes to Sexton’s private floor. Someone was taking it all the way up to the top,” anonymous team member reported. “Some say providence is unassailable,” he added thoughtfully. The three Freshstartt members got out at the top floor. “We just followed the woman right into the conference room and over the next 20 minutes listened, undetected. The topic of the meeting was the 2010 Alec Baldwin No-Show Contingency Plan. “Because I’m sure as s#*t not covering for him again,” NYU President John Sexton related, speaking of Baldwin’s out-of-the-blue 2006 Orientation Speaker No-Show.

“If he doesn’t show up we’ll just get a can of soup to do the commencement,” one dean said. “I think that’s a good idea,” said another. A third candidly expressed, “maybe we should just switch Alec Baldwin out for the soup right now. Save ourselves the trouble.” Sexton looked pensive, “In truth that does make just about as much sense as Baldwin doing the all-school commencement in the first place,” he said.

In the end a spokesperson for the Baldwin family interest persuaded the panel to just let Alec do his thing, “At least we don’t have some out-of-left-field speaker like the University of Michigan.”

Worst Wake Up Incarnate

Speaks for itself….

Leonard Nimoy mentions Freshstartt.com!

The first thing Leonard Nimoy does when he gets up in the morning is put on sunglasses. Blublockers from a special shelf on his bed board. Then he reaches over and grabs a remote control. Soon his lakeside ranch in Palo Alto is filled with the sound of Phish. Breakfast at the Nemoi’s is always fish. “Always always always fish,” he allegedly told interviewers from Rolling Stone when they asked where he gets the energy to study Jiu Jitsu. The debate rages as to whether or not the comment referred to Phish of fish, though. Regardless Nemoy has been on record many times singing the praises of “Omega 3’s” and “Gorton’s Crunchy Golden Fish Stick,” his “favorite fish stick.”

After a hearty sea meat breakfast, the avid equestrian Knemoy likes to go riding. “Sometimes I’ll go for an hour; sometimes I’ll be gone all day. That’s what it’s all about for me.” He told his biographer, “But usually I like to get back and train for a bit before taking care of any work I might have that day.” Nemeoi studies Brazilian martial arts and writes Gaelic poetry for “The Daily Gaelic”.

But really, it’s all about the sunglasses. The morning. The sun. He explains, “My favorite website, by far, is Freshstartt.com,” he says, “because their blog is just fantastic. The double T thing (I like to think as the second T stands for time) it’s genius.” He continued, “Most people don’t even know that the site actually sells alarm clocks and coffee makers. I just love going to the Freshstartt Webstore backed by Amazon.com and checking out the awesome stuff. ”

Recently Nemoy is scheduled to star in a show called “Foxy!” about a Furry (Nemoy) who falls in love with a crab fisherman (James Earl Jones.) The tale of betrayal, unrequited love, and unbridled violence will begin shooting in the Turks and Caicos in late July. Till then Nemoui plans to finish working on his forthcoming chap book of poems “Thus Spoke Spock” a poetic companion to the Watchman graphic novel, continue riding his favorite horse named Zarathustra, and spend time with his granddaughter, Gwyneth Paltrow.